Monday, June 01, 2009

New Virus discovered! :p

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

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Blogger Ramblings of a Villas Girl said...

Hi Gretchen! I'm safe for today, but tomorrow will be a different story. Do you think you'll be in my neighborhood tomorrow? I think I will need the Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter treatment. Or better yet, CAP - Captain and Pepsi (Coke). Lisa

9:58 AM  
Blogger Mama Zen said...

That's funny!

3:18 PM  
Blogger Denise said...

Too funny, great post. Thank you! And thank you for stopping by my Camera Critters post last time. Appreciated your visit and comment very much. I have enjoyed reading your other posts here too. You have a very nice blog.

4:20 PM  
Blogger The Zombieslayer said...

Sounds good to me. I've heard WORK can kill, especially in Japan.

2:16 AM  
Blogger Janie at Sounding Forth said...

Oh, God.

I think I have it.


8:18 AM  
Blogger Tossing Pebbles in the Stream said...

At first I thought you were going to comment on the new virus discovered in the Congo. Instead you address a virus among us in the technological urban jungle. Funny :)

8:10 AM  

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