Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Because We Don't Want the Smoking Gun to Take the Shape of a Falafel Cloud

Because We Don't Want the Smoking Gun to Take the Shape of a Falafel Cloud
by Hunter
Tue Nov 15, 2005 at 10:54:46 AM PDT

Bill O'Reilly is making an Enemies List. Seriously, not kidding.

Because after saying:

And if Al Qaeda comes in here and blows you up, we're not going to do anything about it. We're going to say, look, every other place in America is off limits to you, except San Francisco. You want to blow up the Coit Tower? Go ahead.

... and then following it up with:

What I said isn't controversial. What I said needed to be said.

... he's very put out that people are mad about it, because really, he says now, it was just a "satirical riff". What's wrong with you people, don't you recognize satire?

Anyway, so now he says he'll post the names of all those who oppose him in an Enemies List on his website. You'd better hurry, because spaces will probably fill up fast.

Dear Bill O'Reilly. Please put me on your Enemies List. It's "Hunter", H-U-N-T-E-R.

As for the reason, please put down "thinks it would be hysterical if al-Zarqawi beat you to death with a shovel."

What? It's only satire, Bill, lighten up. What, you're not afraid of a little discourse, are you?

If you, dear reader, want to be on O'Reilly's "Enemies List", you can send mail to Bill at oreilly@foxnews.com.


Blogger SkyeBlue2U said...

Now this isn't funny. That is a place of tourism, us natives rarely visit Coit Tower and the last time I checked it was a memerioal to the firefighters. It's a great place to kiss and makeout the view is breathtaking. :-]

6:06 PM  

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