There has been one GI killed for every day the Bush has been in office

This month a major Bush milestone was quietly passed, virtually unnoticed by the media.

As of this month, George W. Bush has sent a soldier to die for every day he has been in the White House.

Of course, that is only the official Pentagon-approved® body count. Other countries, where they have been quietly shipping the bodies, tell an entirely different story.

Then, of course, there is the international report of the highly-respected medical journal the Lancet, which had the temerity to publish the number of Iraqis killed in Bush's grand adventure -- though, of course everyone knows that non-white people don't actually matter -- well, at least not as much.

This must certainly be a greater honor than when he became the governor who ordered the most executions in modern US history, a task which, according to conservative cheerleader and bad-tie aficionado Tucker Carlson, he rather enjoyed.

Congratulations, Mr. Bush; I have no doubt you'll wear it proudly, as the only military decoration you legitimately earned.